Halo

More on Dae

Dae is a midget

Piratecat... 

.. and a bat.. 

Stop you diet...

Meow

Å piske liv i en død hest

Den var en gang at Espen Askeladd kjøpte en hest fra en bonde for tjue tusen kroner. Bonden lovde å levere hesten dagen etter.

Dagen etter kom bonden på døra og sa at dessverre, hesten hadde dødd om natten.

"Det er greit," sa Espen. "Bare gi meg pengene tilbake."

"Kan ikke det," sa bonden. "Jeg har allerede brukt pengene."

"Ja, så gi meg skrotten," sa Espen.

"Hva skal du med den?" spurte bonden.



"Jeg skal bruke den som premie i en loddtrekning."

"Men det er vel ingen som vil kjøpe lodd på en død hest," sa bonden.

"Klart det er," sa Espen. "Jeg skal bare unngå a nevne at hesten er død."



Noen uker senere møtte bonden og Espen på gata. Bonden spurte hvordan det hadde gått med den døde hesten.

"Ganske bra," sa Espen. "Jeg solgte 500 lodd a tusen kroner og tjente kr 479.000,-"



"Jøss," sa bonden. "Men var det ingen som klagde?"

"Jo, han som vant. Derfor fikk han tilbake sin tusenlapp."




Moralen: I finansverdenen er det faktisk mulig å piske liv i en død hest

My Second Life

Dae as a Pirate.. She will be dancing at a new Pirate Club very soon

Dae.. she is me... the Avatar of ME inSecond Life... She was born 20.02.09 and she has evolved rapidly... to the point of my first life taking the back seat.. This is not good... BUT it's so much FUN!!! She has many colors.. her face has now settled though.. She is exploring this second universe... she is getting jobs (she is a dancer at night clubs lol) and making new friends! For now she must live... If it's get interesting, she might show up in this blog again

Dae waiting to be judged to perhaps become a model.. but it was too boring to wait so se left and quickly dropped the pink outfit

She attached her cat-tail and cat-ears and went dancing at a club instead

Dae is homeless.. She has no house, so she sleeps on the sofa in Second Norway.. Here she is with red hair..

Nordlendingen ser alltid et lysgløtt

   Det e aldri så galt at det ikkje kunne ha vært verre! 

  

Sivert kom tuslanes i 40 kuldegrader over vidda

         med frostjammer under føtn og naggelbett til albogan.

       Han slår floke og blæs i de blåfrosne klørn sine og sei:

           -Det va no pinade en gang det ikkje va mygg her!

Mercy

wordle

-- love supreme

..........

All the handsome men are gay 
You feel deprived 

.........

When there's no love in town 
This new century keeps bringing you down 
All the places you have been 
Trying to find a love supreme 
A love supreme 

Oh what are you really looking for? 
Another partner in your life to 
abuse and to adore? 
Is it lovey dovey stuff, 
Do you need a bit of rough? 
Get on your knees 

Yeah turn down the love songs that you hear 
'Cause you can't avoid the sentiment 
That echoes in your ear 
Saying love will stop the pain 
Saying love will kill the fear 
Do you believe 
You must believe 
When there's no love in town 
This new century keeps bringing you down 
All the places you have been 
Trying to find a love supreme 
A love supreme 

.................

Lenore

Hvilken sortkledd tegneseriefigur er du?
Mitt resultat:
Lenore
Du er den søte, lille, døde jenten Lenore. Du kan være litt morbid til tider og vet ikke alltid forskjellen på rett og galt. Likevel er du veldig søt og mener det som oftest godt.
Ta denne quizen på Start.no

Vi er like vi er en.. men hjernen er alene

..

Hjernen er alene

(Tekst og melodi: Lars Lillo-Stenberg)

Det er midt på dagen
Jeg er alene i huset
Jeg står midt i stuen
Jeg er alene i huset
Jeg stirrer ut av vinduet
Jeg stirrer ned mot havet
Med ett blir jeg redd
Jeg ser at havet kommer nærmere

Jeg vil få meg vekk
Men jeg tør ikke gå ut
Jeg vil ikke se
Men jeg tør ikke la vær
Jeg hvisker hjelp
Selv om jeg vet
At ingen vil høre meg

Jeg går ut av huset
Jeg går ned mot havet
Jeg hører ingenting
Naturen står stille
Men trærne krymper
Og havet det tørkes bort
Selv om jeg går og går
Så kommer jeg ikke nærmere

Jeg snur og ser tilbake
Huset er fullt av mennesker
Jeg løper ned mot klippene
Men havet er forsvunnet
Jeg roper hjelp
Selv om jeg vet
At ingen vil høre meg

Hjernen er alene
Hjernen er alene
Hjernen er alene
Hjernen er alene

Hjernen er alene alene med hjernen
Hjernen er alene alene med hjernen
Hjernen er alene alene med hjernen
Hjernen er alene alene med hjernen

What type of Art are You

DRAWING
You're more on the quiet side, but once people get to know they become really good friends with you. You like just about everyone, even if you don't really talk to them. You live in a little bit of a fantasy world and sometimes space off.

99 ballonger...

Dagens desiderte høydepunkt.. takk Atle og Johan..



DDR - 99 luftballons

More Depeche

Lydverket skriver:
20. april slipper Depeche Mode sitt nye album Sounds of the Universe, og måneden etter legger de ut på en verdensomspennende arenaturné.


Og de kommer til BERGEN! (Dit jeg skal, som sagt..) Og det blir vanvittig bra

Lovely lyrics

.. and I want.. and I need... and I lust.. animal... ... til' we loose control.. see i wanna move but cant escape from you... so I keep in mind when I'm on my own.. you loose.. you choose.. just give me a pain that I'm used to.. with a prayer in the air I will leave it there .. on a note full of hope not despair .. caught between my devil and the deep blue sea.. but you know, I'm fine.. it was a turning point.. all in your mind... living on your breath, in your room, where time stands still or moves at your will..

This is the best party that I've ever been to
Today I asked for a god to pour some wine in my eyes
Today I asked for someone to shake some salt on my life

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yeah

The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
I can't do the little things
I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear

Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song

So come on let me entertain you

Enda en godnyhet fra Obama

Barack Obama har opphevet forbudet mot å gi statlige bevilgninger til grupper som fremmer kvinners rett til selvbestemt abort i utlandet.
Dagbladet 24.01.09

Et lite skritt i riktig retning! :) Hurra!!

Svak låt fra Surferosa i MGP

... men jeg tror kanskje det er en sånn låt som "vokser" for hver gang jeg hører den.. så jeg skal høre den igjen og igjen... Den gikk jo videre, til sistesjansen, tror jeg...

Så jeg limer den inn her så skal jeg høre mer på den ... lover:



Hvis du ikke kjenner til Surferosas nydelige hits fra før har du her noen godbiter:





Hvis du vil høre mer:Surferosa på MySpace

Skal fremdeles på Depeche Mode!!

Jeeeeeeee! :D

Closing Guantanámo - now what?

Finally...

President Barack Obama is closing Guantanámo Bay.. a place of torture. It has made me ashamed of belonging to the western world. Finally! Thank you Obama! I named my car after you (yes, the VW Golf.. Rolf Obama). (It's black OK, and it was during the elections that I bought it). And so far the car need not be ashamed of its name. So far, mind you...

Guantanámo and all the other torture chambers of the US has been places of great injustice, terrible crimes on human kind, in conflict with all treaties, with basic human rights. The CIA has been told to do whatever, almost.. in the "war on terror". Which is not a war, but a slogan. So thank you Obama... for bringing some hope to the human race.

But.. now what?

Amnesty is clear that crimes such as these should not go unnoticed..

“This must not be, however, the end of the story. All those responsible for approving and carrying out crimes such as torture, disappearances and arbitrary detention must be brought to justice, and an independent commission of inquiry into all aspects of the USA’s detention and interrogation practices in the ‘war on terror’ be established.”
Editorial Closing Guantánamo - Amnesty.org

Mr. Bush and all those responsible should pay for their crimes... Right? But they won't..

Have you seen the campaign-site for Obama? Do you think it will all come to pass?
Barack Obama website

Ett er nødvendig

Ett er nødvendig - her
i denne vår vanskelige verden
av husville og heimløse:
Å ta bolig i seg selv.
Gå inn i mørket
og pusse sotet av lampen.
Slik at mennesker på veiene
kan skimte lys
i dine bebodde øyne.

[Hans Børli]

Looking forward to being in their Room

Depeche Mode - In Your Room

Depeche Mode, Bergen, Norway, july 2009. I'm there. I'm SO there....


Depeche Mode - Stripped

Great quotes by women

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother"! is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just ! have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt- ;D


--

stolen

Gaza og mørketid

Tro ikke frosten som senker en fred
av sne i ditt hår.
Alltid er det på jorden et sted.
tidlig vår.

Tro ikke mørket når lyset går ned
i skumringens fang.
Alltid er det på jorden et sted
soloppgang.

Andre Bjerke

I guess I have a blog..

And I have forgotten all about it.. Last time I wrote here I had a broken foot.. Well, this summer I broke my wrist, right hand.... Yeah, I know.

I live in Bodø now, a little further south than Hammerfest. Working as a webmaster.

Still single.

This is my most recent picture. Taken by Merika.

I hope I will start using this blog now for stuff. I think so..